Trouble a-brewin'

Overheard from Jordan's conversation with Evan while I did dishes tonight:

"Let's go outside. Hurry, Daddy isn't looking!"
(this as they ran into the kitchen and sat 5 feet away from me putting their shoes on)

"We're so excited to do something naughty!"

Ugh... Jordan kept trying to figure how to remove the bar that blocks the sliding door. He said "this isn't working!"

Also, Evan cracked me up tonight when he walked into the kitchen to get a new diaper, brought it to the living room, and laid on his back so I would change him.